- Harry Potter: Albus Severus, you were named for two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them wanted to bone your grandma so bad he didn't care if your grandpa and even i died in the process, as long as he got what he wanted.
- Albus Severus: Wtf dad?
- Harry Potter: I mean, one of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man i ever knew
- Albus Severus: Oh cool dad bye
- Harry Potter: Later son
Your 20’s are your ‘selfish’ years. It’s a decade to immerse yourself in every single thing possible. Be selfish with your time, and all the aspects of you. Tinker with shit, travel, explore, love a lot, love a little, and never touch the ground.